is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
Tag your porn people
(via whatthetimelord)
i was just talking to this guy and he said don’t tell my girlfriend i was talking to you
first of all i don’t even know your girlfriend, second of all YOU ARE FOURTEEN and thirdly we were talking about his hospital appointment???????????????????????
“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”
(via zeldaddicted)
- Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
- Friends: Don't forget to socialize
- Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
- Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
- Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
- Society: Don't forget to be perfect
- Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
- Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
(via make-me-lmfao)
“Childish, unattractive, honest.” That’s the whole sentence.
I’m actually okay with this.
“On the topmost tier of the Great Gallery, toward the northeastern end of the covered district, Locke could see the the flickering light of barrel fires and lanterns, and the shadowy shapes of several people.”
Yes, miles away and unreachable…
“But since though lov’st love still, and thrive therein, even as I would when I to love begin.”
Welp that’s encouraging
“Ridcully thumped on the door.”
…..
Maurice hit it sooner than he expected - a must awful whack - and exclaimed ‘Oh, damnation’ loudly, while the panels quivered.
No adjectives may properly delineate that basilisk tribe!
Calculations show that the sp hybrid orbitals have their large positive lobes oriented at an angle of 180 degrees with respect to each other.
Crucial to the evolution of infanticide are, first, a non-seasonal and flexible female reproductive physiology such that it is both feasible and advantageous for a mother to ovulate again soon after the death of her infant and, second, competition between males such that tenure of access to females is on average short.
He rarely ate the cakes or pastries from his bakeries anymore, and he frequently lectured his daughters on the dangers of sugar, butter, and eggs.
Laurel heard the light footsteps of her mother walking through the hallway and poked her head through the bathroom door.
aifiewbfiuebwi kinda accurate
πr^2 is the formula for the area of a circle.
It was a math book.
i didn’t choose the anti-social life, the anti-social life chose me
(via ehverlark)
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
yeah i mean when i turn into a werewolf at the full moon and go hunting for human hearts to eat i’m fine
(via roflmaoexceptnotreally)
